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PROLOG
Ena ki kwar, ena pa kwar,
Mo pa kone ki ou ou kwar
Me ena kwar, mo fer ou par,
Enn bon riye aswar dan nwar,
Sirtou lor peron dezespwar,
Enn bon meksinn, kwar mwa monwar.
Tou bann barbar dan mo zistwar
Finn fabrike par enn katar –
Tann dir aswar li bwar pisar –
Enn fay batar rod met dan zar,
Rod fer nou kwar ki enn zour lar
Pou dres labar. Ou kapav kwar!
Ena pe dir li enn soular,
Ena panse li enn vantar,
So lespri bien-bien anretar,
Li fer grannwar, deklar gayar.
Anverite li enn tetar
Ki dan brouyar pe rod laglwar.
Mo pa kone ki ou ou kwar,
Me mwa mo kwar, kanmem dan nwar,
Ou de ti far finn zwenn kanbar.
Tansion renar, tazar, Nanar!
Riy enn bon kou, pa donn zot bar,
Samem pli bon roten bazar.
BANN PERSONAZ DAN LORD KI ZOT PARET.
Lalang Kabri, Akter, Vie Profeser (Lardwaz Sofok), Zenn Profeser (Pedan Gopia), Etidian 1(Tenbal), Etidian 2, Etidiant 1 (Mervey), Etidiant 2, Etidiant 3, Etranzer (Madam Korbizie), Etidian 4 (Sam), Etidian 3 (Pingo), Sitwayen 1, Sitwayen 2, Sitwayen 3 (Yoyo Korde), Madam Sofok, Midi Sofok, Madam Korbizie, Ortansia Korbizie, Konseye 1, Konseye 2, Dimoun 1, Dimoun 2, Dimoun 3, Sansitiv Grosiro, Fidelia , Grosiro, Mosad, Zanfout, Gomon, Karay So, Sekreter Grosiro, Mohennjo Korbizie, Zournalis, Bann Konseye, Konseye 3, Ofisie, Gouverner, Bonnfam (Mama Pedan Gopia).
AK 1 SENN 1
LALANG KABRI: Nou ti lamizman zordi pou pas dan enn lavil anplen devlopman. Sa lavil la so non se Galileo Gonaz. Li enn vie lavil ar boukou gran tradision. Nou finn konn bann gran moman istorik ek erotik. Zordi nou pe rant dan deziem faz. Nou lemer, Misie Grosiro, sa enn mari dimoun sa. Grasa li nou tou dan bien zordi.Li enn tigit pli piti ki Bondie. Bien tigit! (Enn akter rantre).
AKTER: Lalang Kabri?
LALANG KABRI: Ke pwiz fer pou vou?
AKTER: Bann akter finn pare. Zot dir ou fonndos.
LALANG KABRI: Mwa ? To pa fou? Taler mo ranz zot kari …. Pa fer nanye. Taler nou zwenn. Mo bizen ale, kestion bizen dir sa bann fatra la kimanier fer natak la marse. Mo sir zot pou bien depresie nou ple… E masinis, lev sa rido la!
(Rido leve. Lor lasenn ena de profeser. Enn ladan ena danle trant-an, lotla danle swasant-an fasilman. Ar zot ena enn douzenn etidian H.S.C, tifi ek garson melanze.)
VIE PROFESER: Get bien bann detay, lerla zot pou konpran seki mo pe dir. Get sa batiman la par ekzanp. Konpar so premie letaz ar so segon. Klerman ena de stil diferan. Aster nou get klose legliz agos. Ki stil sa?
ZENN PROFESER: Kifer nou pa explik zot lavantaz viv dan bann blok flat modern? Parking, lasanser, etketeri-etketera …
VIE PROFESER: Mo pou vinn lor la taler … Zot bizen konn bann diferan peryod, bann diferan letap.
ETIDIAN 1: Ena enn mari fim tanto. Rambo 3 ar Tina Turner.
ETIDIAN 2: Eta gopia! Pa fer dimoun onte.Tina Turner zwe dan Mad Max 3, pa dan Rambo 3.
ETIDIANT 1: Kot li sape sa?
ETIDIAN 2: Formasion karo kann.
ETIDIANT 1: Pa ensilte karo kann. Ena zanfan karo kann ki pe diriz liniversite zordi.
ETIDIANT 2: Choupchap! Zot pe anpes mwa ekout diskision ant sa de la.
ETIDIAN 1: Les zot diskite, kan zot finn tom dakor, lerla nou va ekoute seki zot ena pou dir.
ETIDIANT 2: Koze la serye.
ETIDIANT 3: Twa to nek gob tou seki to profeser dir. To pa trouve zot pe fer enn pake pannchayt lor nanye ditou. Nou pe swiv zot pou enpe konesans, lergete pe tann sipaki. Mo bien anvi glise ale. Ki zot dir?
ZENN PROFESER: Nou lemer, Grosiro, ena rezon. Bizen anpes lepase amar nou lor poto. Lavenir li dan gratsiel ki giji-giji niaz.
VIE PROFESER: Personn pa kont. Me kapav adapte teknolozi modern ar nou lanvironman … natirel ek kiltirel.
ZENN PROFESER: Mwa mo dir balye karo, efase refer.
VIE PROFESER: Efas nou istwar?
ZENN PROFESER: Lardwaz prop.
ETIDIANT 2: Peyna lekilib ant ansien ek nouvo?
ZENN PROFESER: To ankor tro zenn pou konpran…
VIE PROFESER: Li ena rezon. Bizen trouv enn lekilib ant ansien ek nouvo. Pa anpes progre me anmemtan pa efas lepase.
ETIDIANT 2: Servi teknolozi pou skelet e lerla …
ZENN PROFESER: Ki to konpran dan tousa? Pas lekzamen, lerla to koze.
ETIDIANT 1: E misie! Koz bon parol si ou pa’le nou met tou ou pese deor. Ou sertifika bien lour dan ou pos.
VIE PROFESER: Bann zanfan, du calme!
(Enn etranzer rantre. Li koz ar enn aksan angle.)
ETRANZER: Eskize misie, eski ou kapav dir mwa kot bizen pase pou al vizit vie tanp Endou ki ti konstrir o 15em siek?
ZENN PROFESER: Yes, yes madam. With pleasure. Take this road down. Turn left at the second traffic light. You’ll find it on your right. It’s a marvellous monument.
ETRANZER: Mersi.
ZENN PROFESER: If you don’t mind, I can show you the way.
ETRANZER: Pa ena problem. Mo mari pe atann mwa laba.
ZENN PROFESER: Ou mari? Ou pa enn touris?
ETRANZER: Mo mari enn sitwayen Galileo Gonaz.
ZENN PROFESER: Li enn Gonazwa parey kouma mwa.
ETRANZER: Non, mo pli sir li enn Galileonien.
ZENN PROFESER: Bann abitan nou lavil apel Gonazwa.
ETRANZER: Ena bann gonaz. Ena osi zanfan Galileo.(Li sorti.)
ETIDIAN 1: (Pran so lagitar, sante. Bann lezot etidian dans enn parodi lamour.)
When I look into your katora
I then sink you are my etketera.
Come my love let us kiss melodrama,
Let’s not miss o such bliss mera-tera.
Love me tender, love me plis,
Let me hiss you in my arms.
Let us share our syphilis,
Wiz zis kis I’ll suck your charm.
VIE PROFESER: Zanfan, aret fer zanfan. Laklos pre pou sone, nou pa finn fini program zordi.
ETIDIAN 2: Zot finn tom dakor? Ki zot finn deside?
VIE PROFESER: Tom dakor? Ena detrwa fason get mem problem. Zot pa bizen reset zot. Konn diferan aspe problem la e lerla pran desizion.
ETIDIANT 2: Fale pa nou tom dakor lor ki sime bizen pran? Kimanier pou fer?
VIE PROFESER: Pa kapav pran desizion bonavini!
ETIDIAN 4: Koumadir nou tou finn vinn Hamlet. To be or not to be.
ZENN PROFESER: That’s the question. Ena enn sel sime. Arsitektir plis ekonomik, plis pratik, plis efisian, plis prodiktif, samem ki nou bizen. Aret palab. We need action!
ETIDIAN 1: E bann mam, fim la pre pou koumanse. Olie ekout bann zistwar lor kouler brik ek form bardo, nou al viv vre lavi dan lasal sinema. Rambo pa perdi letan lor detay, li. Li koupe, li transe. Ledwa sote, lipie sote. Sa ki apel zom!
ETIDIANT 2: Ki arive, to finn aval to lespri?
ETIDIAN 4: Koze la disan!
ZENN PROFESER: (Ar Vie Profeser) Ou konn li?
VIE PROFESER: Kisannla?
ZENN PROFESER: Sa madam ki fek koz ar mwa la.
VIE PROFESER: Koumsa-koumsa!
ZENN PROFESER: Ou’nn trouve li finn rod drag mwa?
VIE PROFESER: Non! Ki ti arive?
ZENN PROFESER: Nou tou ti ansam. Dakor! Li swazir zis mwa pou koze. “Eskize misie, eski ou kapav etketeri-etketera…” Fer mwa kwar! Li pa kone kot tanp la ete. Montre zako fer grimas!
VIE PROFESER: Ou sir…
ZENN PROFESER: Nek mazinn so bataz. Koumadir pe envit mwa pou grat so poson … Ou konn li?
VIE PROFESER: Mo kwar konsey minisipal finn fer li vini pou okip bann problem devlopman.
ZENN PROFESER: Enn etranzer! Me kimanier li koz nou lang bien koumsa?
VIE PROFESER: So mari finn montre li.
ZENN PROFESER: So mari! Li vre-vremem marye? Mo ti kwar pe fer so senn.
VIE PROFESER: Li vre-vremem marye.
ZENN PROFESER: Kisannla so mari?
VIE PROFESER: Nouvo sekreter konsey minisipal.
ZENN PROFESER: Li?
VIE PROFESER: Limem.
ZENN PROFESER: Me mari korek!
VIE PROFESER: Kifer?
ZENN PROFESER: Mo finn zwenn lesel pou mo monte. Mo grenp lor madam la pou ariv oter so misie.
VIE PROFESER: Tansion lesel la kase e lesiel tom lor ou latet.
ZENN PROFESER: Pa per ou. Mo konn tranzaksion la bien.
ETIDIAN 3: (Ar etidian 4) To’nn tann lom?
ETIDIAN 4: Il faut tir enn plan, mon cher Pingo.
ETIDIAN 1: Nou zwenn tanto kot mwa. Dir larme.
ETIDIAN 4: Avek lapay koko de mon coeur nou fer enn lakord pou pandi li.
VIE PROFESER: Ou tro prese.
ZENN PROFESER: Mo peyna letan pou perdi … Zame ou pou konpran dife lazenes. … Ki nou pou dir bann la?
VIE PROFESER: Kisannla?
ZENN PROFESER: Samem sa bann gonaz la.
VIE PROFESER: Gonaz!
ZENN PROFESER: Bizen dir kiksoz … Nenport kwa … me kiksoz! Sinon zot pou fann rimer ki nou pa konn nanye. Pa neseser zot konpran. Enpresionn zot! Krak zot lalinn. Lerla zot pou respekte nou.
VIE PROFESER: Mo nepli kone ki pou dir. Kan mo ti zanfan tou ti pli fasil. Profeser ti kone ki bizen dir, etidian ti kone ki bizen aprann. Zordi lavi pe sanz telman vit, ler mo rod dir kiksoz bann mo tom plat … Ki pou dir zot? Poz problem. Les zot rod solision.
ZENN PROFESER: Pa dakor. Bizen donn zot direksion. Direksion ki bon pou nou … Nou se mwa. Donk mo dir zot swiv sime ki mo’nn trase pou mwa. Pou amenn mwa dan bit.
VIE PROFESER: Si zot sey pran ou plas dan bit?
ZENN PROFESER: Pran mo plas? Mo tay-tay zot.
VIE PROFESER: Bon zanfan, nou al fer enn ti letour mize.
ETIDIAN 1: Ankor antikite!
ETIDIAN 4: Kifer nou pa al Bazar Santral. Laba omwen nou zwenn lavi vivan.
ETIDIAN 3: Serye!
VIE PROFESER: Pou konpran lavi zordi, bizen konn seki yer.
ETIDIAN 1: Koz zordi, koz dime.
ZENN PROFESER: Ou trouve! Lazenes pa’le lepase.( Enn laklos sone.) Rayto, travay fini pou zordi. … O ma belle étrangère!
