Category: Teat Orizinal / Original

(Pou Anastasia)

” If music be the food of love, play on.”

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SAPIT 1

( Zistwar la koumanse an-niver dan enn pei tropikal. Nou an Zwin/Zwiyet. Dan Tavern Damzann dirize par Misie Topet Damzann, dan lavil prensipal pei la ena enn lanbians fet ek kamaradri. Tavernn la plin me ena zis zom.)

VIE TONTON: E Topet, met enn dernie ladan!

TOPET: Tonton, ou finn fini gagn ou doz. Bizen al lakaz aster. Tantinn pe atann ou ar roten bazar…. Taler pou fer nwar. Pa bliye an-niver fer nwar boner. Ou sime ou pa pou trouve.

VIE TONTON: Pa fer bezer do ta! Enn tipti pou mo kapav fer fas mo desten. Bann zom, ant nou, nou bizen solider.

TOPET: Akoz samem ou pou bizen al pran ler, mars-marse, al lakaz, al manze, fer enn ti-gate ar tantinn, al dormi…

VIE TONTON: Zenes nepli konpran vieyes!

(Latab No 7. 4 zenes pe konsome.)

ZENES 1: Misie Damzann, avoy 4 boutey labier ek 4 korn frir!

TOPET: 4 boutey labier ek 4 korn frir pou latab nimero 7. Eh! Zot pe dormi dan sa lakwizinn la?… Dramer, al netway latab nimero 4; … Zeb! E Zeb kot twa? Parye to pe dormi dan latrinn! Kaserpoz, ramas sa bann ver sal la! … Tonton! Pa finn dir ou al lakaz? … Aret deranz kliyan! ( Vie Tonton pe al kot latab No 7.)

ZENES 4: Pa pran kont Misie Damzann. … Koze gran dimoun!

VIE TONTON: Ala omwen enn zenes ki konpran vieyes!

ZENES 2: Tonton sant enn sante.

VIE TONTON: Lagorz sek, beta!

ZENES 2: Sante avan, lerla nou mouy li.

VIE TONTON: Sir?

ZENES 2: Parol done, parol sakre!

VIE TONTON: ( Pran enn sez, asiz kot latab, servi latab kouma tabla, dres so lagorz, koumans sante.)

Donn mwa de boutey Bhay Khedou
Samdi mo pey twa.
Napa kapav!
Donn mwa de boutey Bhay Khedou
Samdi mo pey twa.
Larim dan nene,
Dilo dan lizie
Pa may-may ar mwa Lilinn
Va gagn dezagreman.
Charli O! Charli O!
Aret bwar me aret bwar divin banann,
Dan divin banann ena bebet sizo.

(Tex ek lamizik par Ti-Frere)
( Tou dimoun aplodi.)

ZENES 2: Misie Damzann! Servi Tonton de dann enn.

TOPET: To pou al kit li lakaz apre?

ZENES 3: Kifer?

TOPET: Li pou balote, tonbe. Li kapav blese. … Donn li zis enn demi topet e apre obliz li al so lakaz.

VIE TONTON: Be twa kot to problem ladan.

TOPET: Mwa ki deside kisannla gagn drwa bwar dan mo tavern.

VIE TONTON: To fer dominer ar vie dimoun. Prosenn eleksion mo sanz gouvernman 60 zero.

( 2 kliyan dan lavan-senn: Dammarro ek Kaspalto)

DAMMARRO: To kwar sannkoutla li pou donn nou nou sans?

KASPALTO: Kisannla?

DAMMARRO: To pa rapel?

KASPALTO: Non.

DAMMARRO: Dan Toufann pa ti dir nou prosenn lot kout nou ki pou vinn king?

KASPALTO: Bliye! Aksepte to ti-rol trankil. Tou manier dan repiblik peyna lerwa.

DAMMARRO: Kwar samem twa!

KASPALTO: Pran gagne. To toultan pli kone.

DAMMARRO: Parye to pa kone?

KASPALTO: Ki zafer?

DAMMARRO: Ena so dimoun ki panse li kapav vinn rwayal.

KASPALTO: Lerwa kouronn ferblan.

DAMMARRO: Mem papie mouslinn ‘si li pou gobe.

KASPALTO: Mo konn li?

DAMMARRO: Mo konn enn ladan.

KASPALTO: Kisannla sa?

DAMMARRO: Zeneral Marto.

KASPALTO: Li?

DAMMARRO: Pa Li! Zeneral Marto.

KASPALTO: Depi kan li zeneral?

DAMMARRO: Pitay mo koko, pitay mo zako! Li finn aste so galon, li finn aste so meday, aster li pe rod aste enn kouronn … Mem papie mase pa fer nanye.

KASPALTO: E Dammarro! Savedir … savedir enn lot toufann pe vini? Pa fasil sa! … Bwat sa baba! … Dammarro, to pe fane. Kan ena moutouk pe rod ayjak Listwar, twa ki to pe rode? Enn ti-seke dan enn zistwar. Be smart Dammarro!

DAMMARRO: Pran gagne! To gran mari twa.

KASPALTO: Pa sape babou! Mo ena enn plan.

DAMMARRO: To bann plan ki pous traver la!

KASPALTO: Ayo chokrra! Pa plan lagrikiltir, plan arsitektir, stratezi militer. Dammarro, ekout Kaspalto. Toufann pe vini! Rayt! .. Koze foutou! Rayt pa rayt?

DAMMARRO: Rayt!

KASPALTO: Olie krwaz lebra dan tavern, atann toufann pase, anou, kouma dilo swiv kanal, swiv kouran, al naz dan gran dilo.

DAMMARRO: Al tas dan resif. Fini dan lagel reken. Kaspalto, aret fatig to nam.

KASPALTO: Nou kapav vinn king!

DAMMARRO: Dan repiblik peyna lerwa do ta! Pa tomem fek dir sa?

KASPALTO: Mo ena enn kopen ki kapav amenn nou kot li.

DAMMARRO: Kot kisannla?

KASPALTO: Samem … Marto … Zeneral Marto. Tann dir li okip so bann bien kouma bizen. Minision plennti-plennti! … Olie spektater, anou vinn akter … mem enn ti-rol figiran pa fer nanye. Pourvi nou ‘si nou gagn nou bout. E Bhay Topet! Met enn ti-daway dan mo ver, met lor kont Dammarro!

( Detrwa zom kosto ek elegan rantre. Zot tou abiy parey, zot ena mem bataz, zot marse parey. Topet galoupe al akeyir zot, gid zot ver enn latab santral ki dominn lasenn.)

TOPET: Korek isi mo bourzwa? … Zeb, Dramer, Kaserpoz okip Kapitenn Koulou ek so bann konpagnon distenge! Parey kom dabitid mo patron? Dramer, amenn kat boutey Titourvas Rwayal. … Enn ti-gajak spesial?

KAPITENN KOULOU: Amenn zis wiski pou lemoman.

TOPET: Rayto! ( Topet retourn deryer kontwar. Vie Tonton koumans borde.) Tonton, pa rekoumans ou sinema. Ale! Al lakaz! Sinon pou sarye ou lao lao kouma lot fwa.

KAPITENN KOULOU: Topet, pa pran li kont. Les nou nou pran li kont. Nou nou la pou pran tou dimoun kont. … Sirtou bann ti-dimoun, bann vie, bann andikape, bann ki soufer exklizion.

Kouma nou Lider Maximo Zeneral Marto kontan dir:

Ti-dimoun, dimoun vie,
Andikape tou kalite
Donn to lame, pran mo lame,
Nou’al ansam ver mo destine.

Serviter lepep, sakenn so boutey,
Fer letour lasal, fer letour latab,
Met nisa apar dan leker mizer,
Les Soulbontan nway lizour dan aswar.

Way! Way! Le Koulou
Fo Marto pou rant dan trou.

Tou dimoun sant anker ar mwa:
Way! Way! Le Koulou
Fo Marto pou rant dan trou.

( Bann azan Marto fer letour lasal, vers wiski dan bann ver, fors seki pa bwar wiski, bwar. Dammarro ek Kaspalto rant dan sawal, sant pli for ki tou. Pandan ki fet pe deroule, Sir Toby rantre. Li enn bel zom, anviron 6 pie. Li ena ant 45 ek 50 an e li paret kouma enn dimoun ki ena foul kapasite. So personalite enpozan me li pa konvansionel. Li al asiz dan enn kwen, ouver so lagazet, koumans lir vadire nanye pa anormal. Me so prezans li kouma enn kal dan moter tamasa. Enn par enn dimoun koumans get dan so direksion e aret sante. Alafen nek Dammarro ek Kaspalto pe sante-danse andeor tan, andeor ton, zot lipie maye, zot tom lor Vie Tonton ki ti pe dormi lor sali.)

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PROLOG

Ena ki kwar, ena pa kwar,
Mo pa kone ki ou ou kwar
Me ena kwar, mo fer ou par,
Enn bon riye aswar dan nwar,
Sirtou lor peron dezespwar,
Enn bon meksinn, kwar mwa monwar.

Tou bann barbar dan mo zistwar
Finn fabrike par enn katar –
Tann dir aswar li bwar pisar –
Enn fay batar rod met dan zar,
Rod fer nou kwar ki enn zour lar
Pou dres labar. Ou kapav kwar!

Ena pe dir li enn soular,
Ena panse li enn vantar,
So lespri bien-bien anretar,
Li fer grannwar, deklar gayar.
Anverite li enn tetar
Ki dan brouyar pe rod laglwar.

Mo pa kone ki ou ou kwar,
Me mwa mo kwar, kanmem dan nwar,
Ou de ti far finn zwenn kanbar.
Tansion renar, tazar, Nanar!
Riy enn bon kou, pa donn zot bar,
Samem pli bon roten bazar.

BANN PERSONAZ DAN LORD KI ZOT PARET.

Lalang Kabri, Akter, Vie Profeser (Lardwaz Sofok), Zenn Profeser (Pedan Gopia), Etidian 1(Tenbal), Etidian 2, Etidiant 1 (Mervey), Etidiant 2, Etidiant 3, Etranzer (Madam Korbizie), Etidian 4 (Sam), Etidian 3 (Pingo), Sitwayen 1, Sitwayen 2, Sitwayen 3 (Yoyo Korde), Madam Sofok, Midi Sofok, Madam Korbizie, Ortansia Korbizie, Konseye 1, Konseye 2, Dimoun 1, Dimoun 2, Dimoun 3, Sansitiv Grosiro, Fidelia , Grosiro, Mosad, Zanfout, Gomon, Karay So, Sekreter Grosiro, Mohennjo Korbizie, Zournalis, Bann Konseye, Konseye 3, Ofisie, Gouverner, Bonnfam (Mama Pedan Gopia).

AK 1 SENN 1

LALANG KABRI: Nou ti lamizman zordi pou pas dan enn lavil anplen devlopman. Sa lavil la so non se Galileo Gonaz. Li enn vie lavil ar boukou gran tradision. Nou finn konn bann gran moman istorik ek erotik. Zordi nou pe rant dan deziem faz. Nou lemer, Misie Grosiro, sa enn mari dimoun sa. Grasa li nou tou dan bien zordi.Li enn tigit pli piti ki Bondie. Bien tigit! (Enn akter rantre).

AKTER: Lalang Kabri?

LALANG KABRI: Ke pwiz fer pou vou?

AKTER: Bann akter finn pare. Zot dir ou fonndos.

LALANG KABRI: Mwa ? To pa fou? Taler mo ranz zot kari …. Pa fer nanye. Taler nou zwenn. Mo bizen ale, kestion bizen dir sa bann fatra la kimanier fer natak la marse. Mo sir zot pou bien depresie nou ple… E masinis, lev sa rido la!

(Rido leve. Lor lasenn ena de profeser. Enn ladan ena danle trant-an, lotla danle swasant-an fasilman. Ar zot ena enn douzenn etidian H.S.C, tifi ek garson melanze.)

VIE PROFESER: Get bien bann detay, lerla zot pou konpran seki mo pe dir. Get sa batiman la par ekzanp. Konpar so premie letaz ar so segon. Klerman ena de stil diferan. Aster nou get klose legliz agos. Ki stil sa? 

ZENN PROFESER: Kifer nou pa explik zot lavantaz viv dan bann blok flat modern? Parking, lasanser, etketeri-etketera …

VIE PROFESER: Mo pou vinn lor la taler … Zot bizen konn bann diferan peryod, bann diferan letap.

ETIDIAN 1: Ena enn mari fim tanto. Rambo 3 ar Tina Turner.

ETIDIAN 2: Eta gopia! Pa fer dimoun onte.Tina Turner zwe dan Mad Max 3, pa dan Rambo 3.

ETIDIANT 1: Kot li sape sa?

ETIDIAN 2: Formasion karo kann.

ETIDIANT 1: Pa ensilte karo kann. Ena zanfan karo kann ki pe diriz liniversite zordi.

ETIDIANT 2: Choupchap! Zot pe anpes mwa ekout diskision ant sa de la.

ETIDIAN 1: Les zot diskite, kan zot finn tom dakor, lerla nou va ekoute seki zot ena pou dir.

ETIDIANT 2: Koze la serye.

ETIDIANT 3: Twa to nek gob tou seki to profeser dir. To pa trouve zot pe fer enn pake pannchayt lor nanye ditou. Nou pe swiv zot pou enpe konesans, lergete pe tann sipaki. Mo bien anvi glise ale. Ki zot dir?

ZENN PROFESER: Nou lemer, Grosiro, ena rezon. Bizen anpes lepase amar nou lor poto. Lavenir li dan gratsiel ki giji-giji niaz.

VIE PROFESER: Personn pa kont. Me kapav adapte teknolozi modern ar nou lanvironman … natirel ek kiltirel.

ZENN PROFESER: Mwa mo dir balye karo, efase refer.

VIE PROFESER: Efas nou istwar?

ZENN PROFESER: Lardwaz prop.

ETIDIANT 2: Peyna lekilib ant ansien ek nouvo?

ZENN PROFESER: To ankor tro zenn pou konpran…

VIE PROFESER: Li ena rezon. Bizen trouv enn lekilib ant ansien ek nouvo. Pa anpes progre me anmemtan pa efas lepase.

ETIDIANT 2: Servi teknolozi pou skelet e lerla …

ZENN PROFESER: Ki to konpran dan tousa? Pas lekzamen, lerla to koze.

ETIDIANT 1: E misie! Koz bon parol si ou pa’le nou met tou ou pese deor. Ou sertifika bien lour dan ou pos.

VIE PROFESER: Bann zanfan, du calme!

(Enn etranzer rantre. Li koz ar enn aksan angle.)

ETRANZER: Eskize misie, eski ou kapav dir mwa kot bizen pase pou al vizit vie tanp Endou ki ti konstrir o 15em siek?

ZENN PROFESER: Yes, yes madam. With pleasure. Take this road down. Turn left at the second traffic light. You’ll find it on your right. It’s a marvellous monument.

ETRANZER: Mersi.

ZENN PROFESER: If you don’t mind, I can show you the way.

ETRANZER: Pa ena problem. Mo mari pe atann mwa laba.

ZENN PROFESER: Ou mari? Ou pa enn touris?

ETRANZER: Mo mari enn sitwayen Galileo Gonaz.

ZENN PROFESER: Li enn Gonazwa parey kouma mwa.

ETRANZER: Non, mo pli sir li enn Galileonien.

ZENN PROFESER: Bann abitan nou lavil apel Gonazwa.

ETRANZER: Ena bann gonaz. Ena osi zanfan Galileo.(Li sorti.)

ETIDIAN 1: (Pran so lagitar, sante. Bann lezot etidian dans enn parodi lamour.)

When I look into your katora
I then sink you are my etketera.
Come my love let us kiss melodrama,
Let’s not miss o such bliss mera-tera.

Love me tender, love me plis,
Let me hiss you in my arms.
Let us share our syphilis,
Wiz zis kis I’ll suck your charm.

VIE PROFESER: Zanfan, aret fer zanfan. Laklos pre pou sone, nou pa finn fini program zordi.

ETIDIAN 2: Zot finn tom dakor? Ki zot finn deside?

VIE PROFESER: Tom dakor? Ena detrwa fason get mem problem. Zot pa bizen reset zot. Konn diferan aspe problem la e lerla pran desizion.

ETIDIANT 2: Fale pa nou tom dakor lor ki sime bizen pran? Kimanier pou fer?

VIE PROFESER: Pa kapav pran desizion bonavini!

ETIDIAN 4: Koumadir nou tou finn vinn Hamlet. To be or not to be.

ZENN PROFESER: That’s the question. Ena enn sel sime. Arsitektir plis ekonomik, plis pratik, plis efisian, plis prodiktif, samem ki nou bizen. Aret palab. We need action!

ETIDIAN 1: E bann mam, fim la pre pou koumanse. Olie ekout bann zistwar lor kouler brik ek form bardo, nou al viv vre lavi dan lasal sinema. Rambo pa perdi letan lor detay, li. Li koupe, li transe. Ledwa sote, lipie sote. Sa ki apel zom!

ETIDIANT 2: Ki arive, to finn aval to lespri?

ETIDIAN 4: Koze la disan!

ZENN PROFESER: (Ar Vie Profeser) Ou konn li?

VIE PROFESER: Kisannla?

ZENN PROFESER: Sa madam ki fek koz ar mwa la.

VIE PROFESER: Koumsa-koumsa!

ZENN PROFESER: Ou’nn trouve li finn rod drag mwa?

VIE PROFESER: Non! Ki ti arive?

ZENN PROFESER: Nou tou ti ansam. Dakor! Li swazir zis mwa pou koze. “Eskize misie, eski ou kapav etketeri-etketera…” Fer mwa kwar! Li pa kone kot tanp la ete. Montre zako fer grimas!

VIE PROFESER: Ou sir…

ZENN PROFESER: Nek mazinn so bataz. Koumadir pe envit mwa pou grat so poson … Ou konn li?

VIE PROFESER: Mo kwar konsey minisipal finn fer li vini pou okip bann problem devlopman.

ZENN PROFESER: Enn etranzer! Me kimanier li koz nou lang bien koumsa?

VIE PROFESER: So mari finn montre li.

ZENN PROFESER: So mari! Li vre-vremem marye? Mo ti kwar pe fer so senn.

VIE PROFESER: Li vre-vremem marye.

ZENN PROFESER: Kisannla so mari?

VIE PROFESER: Nouvo sekreter konsey minisipal.

ZENN PROFESER: Li?

VIE PROFESER: Limem.

ZENN PROFESER: Me mari korek!

VIE PROFESER: Kifer?

ZENN PROFESER: Mo finn zwenn lesel pou mo monte. Mo grenp lor madam la pou ariv oter so misie.

VIE PROFESER: Tansion lesel la kase e lesiel tom lor ou latet.

ZENN PROFESER: Pa per ou. Mo konn tranzaksion la bien.

ETIDIAN 3: (Ar etidian 4) To’nn tann lom?

ETIDIAN 4: Il faut tir enn plan, mon cher Pingo.

ETIDIAN 1: Nou zwenn tanto kot mwa. Dir larme.

ETIDIAN 4: Avek lapay koko de mon coeur nou fer enn lakord pou pandi li.

VIE PROFESER: Ou tro prese.

ZENN PROFESER: Mo peyna letan pou perdi … Zame ou pou konpran dife lazenes. … Ki nou pou dir bann la?

VIE PROFESER: Kisannla?

ZENN PROFESER: Samem sa bann gonaz la.

VIE PROFESER: Gonaz!

ZENN PROFESER: Bizen dir kiksoz … Nenport kwa … me kiksoz! Sinon zot pou fann rimer ki nou pa konn nanye. Pa neseser zot konpran. Enpresionn zot! Krak zot lalinn. Lerla zot pou respekte nou.

VIE PROFESER: Mo nepli kone ki pou dir. Kan mo ti zanfan tou ti pli fasil. Profeser ti kone ki bizen dir, etidian ti kone ki bizen aprann. Zordi lavi pe sanz telman vit, ler mo rod dir kiksoz bann mo tom plat … Ki pou dir zot? Poz problem. Les zot rod solision.

ZENN PROFESER: Pa dakor. Bizen donn zot direksion. Direksion ki bon pou nou … Nou se mwa. Donk mo dir zot swiv sime ki mo’nn trase pou mwa. Pou amenn mwa dan bit.

VIE PROFESER: Si zot sey pran ou plas dan bit?

ZENN PROFESER: Pran mo plas? Mo tay-tay zot.

VIE PROFESER: Bon zanfan, nou al fer enn ti letour mize.

ETIDIAN 1: Ankor antikite!

ETIDIAN 4: Kifer nou pa al Bazar Santral. Laba omwen nou zwenn lavi vivan.

ETIDIAN 3: Serye!

VIE PROFESER: Pou konpran lavi zordi, bizen konn seki yer.

ETIDIAN 1: Koz zordi, koz dime.

ZENN PROFESER: Ou trouve! Lazenes pa’le lepase.( Enn laklos sone.) Rayto, travay fini pou zordi. … O ma belle étrangère!

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